No, it’s swans, ducky – go see “Swan Lake” – and it has an unhappy ending., just like you will, if you keep making such stupid statements.
And don’t get your knickers in a twist, there are plenty of str8 males you can choose from without attacking us, bitch.
Go screw their lives, while you try to screw with them – oh fuck it, screw you!
Where do you think Anita Bryant came from, a fucking orange tree? – or Michele Bachmann, or Sarah Palin? – sure as hell wasn’t from two gay guys fucking each other, it was YOUR type that’s responsible – yeah, and you lot gave birth to that crazed Ricky Santorum, and all those unspeakable Beechboro Baptists – not to mention the sugar plum fairy, Mittens, who has devoted millions of dollars of other people’s money and all his waking hours this year to promoting the theory that the more lies you tell the sooner you get to be President of the United States.
Forever NOT yours,
From: John <NakedJohn_2000@yahoo.com>. . . and then they go VOTE! We’ve heard just as much idiocy from elected officials. This speaks to the state of the educational system in this country!
New Zealand Teen Proclaims ‘Ducks Could Take Over The World’ If Gay Marriage Is
THIS IS WHAT PARENTS TEACH THEIR CHILDREN ! SEND HER TO A REAL SCHOOL !
New Zealand Teen Proclaims ‘Ducks Could Take Over The World’ If Gay Marriage Is Approved
A homeschooled, New Zealand-based teen offered up a bizarre anti-gay rant in a local newspaper, claiming that “ducks could take over the world” if same-sex marriage is approved.
“If homosexuality spreads, it can cause human evolution to come to a standstill. It could threaten the human position on the evolutionary ladder, and say, ducks, could take over the world. Ducks always nest in pairs and we if allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have. We will be in danger of all being equal, with ducks more equal than us.”
Noting that she doesn’t want her children “to have to compete with ducks,” Jasmin adds: “If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favor of homosexuality, or the ducks will get you in the end.”
Needless to say, the creative, if unintentionally hilarious, letter has prompted some fiery responses. Wrote PZ Myers of Science blogs: “Because you think ducks are all heterosexual, and your children will all be heterosexual (brace yourself, you might get a few surprises in 10 or 20 years there), and a policy of tolerance will turn every other human being homosexual, you’re afraid your kids will be competing for mates with ducks?”
Added one Gawker reader: “Couldn’t this newspaper have found something a little more enlightening, or at least coherent, to publish? Or did it put this out there so the whole community could have a good laugh at a 14-year-old whose parents have opted to basically lock her intellect in a cage for the majority of her young life?”
Same-sex marriage has been a hot topic in New Zealand as of late. In August, local politicians overwhelmingly cast a first vote in favor of a marriage equality bill that, according to the Associated Press, was given impetus by U.S. President Barack Obama’s public support of the cause.